easy there Mr. Testosterone
control your speed, put down the phone

did you light the fuse when you turned the key
rage bomb, speeding, weaving, for all to see

squeeze the wheel, music will blare
clinched jaw, your ****** words, we hear you swear

we're stupid drivers, bad traffic you say
more over, speed up, get out of my way

rest assured that none of us care
if you text or you're a mobile talker
either way your remembrance will be a roadside marker