Dear Betty Ponder,

I write to you cause you say poetry site fun and so cool.
You say poetry site for people who try hard to write poems.
You say when I join you see me stay put for a long time.
Read mean *** poems, read ones who they say borrowed
but me say so uncool and teaches 101'a of word robbery.
Need you to whisper or post one of your don't go speeches
like soon cause later I be deleting account like permanent.
Still think you one cool talented lady but this poetry site
is making beating head against walls be good times.
Wise one always say "Takes only one bad one to ***** it up!"