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Nov 2013
Apprehend a chilled glass of your favorite Eggnog
and spill into it a healthy dose of your favorite Bourbon
(or dark ***, but bourbon is where it's at)
and garnish with fresh shaved Nutmeg and fresh ground Cinnamon
Stir. Sip or shoot; enjoy however you prefer.

Happy Winter.
My personal proportions are as follows:

4 fl.oz. (120 ml.) Eggnog
1 shot (44 ml.) Bourbon
1 dusting of Nutmeg and Cinnamon;
drink within 5 minutes.

Alternate recipe;
2 fl.oz. (60 ml.) Eggnog
1 shot dark ***
top with 151 proof ***
sprinkle on some nutmeg
ignite the 151 and behold
sprinkle cinnamon into the fire and behold
***** the fire (some idiots don't)
shoot

Festive as ****, I do declare.
Anubis the Philosomancer
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