theres a magpie in my garden he is black and white
and he likes to steal things that are very bright
a proper little bandit who never wore a mask
stealing it was easy a simple little task
any thing that shone it would to catch his eye
he would pick it up then off again  would fly
up in to the air the magpie he would soar
then  would hide is ***** and come back for more
a cheeky little chap as cheeky as can be
a proper little pirate sailing also free.