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Vince Chul'Theg
Poems
Nov 2013
What Erin Just Said (Part II) -- Post Peace Corps Comments from Oklahoma
He kept trying
Over, and Over, and Over
To take Her home
Being a good ****-block
Grew tiresome the more I
Drank
He started to beg Me
Because I never leave her alone
Not even on
One-night-stands
I kept telling him
He is a ****
Shut up
One last time:
Erin, come on!
"**** no!"
"I'll make you a grilled cheese."
"Yes!, let's go!"
I slept on the couch
His bathroom vanity
Is filled with anti-balding
Creams
Maybe his insecurities
Are a part of his
Slutiness
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I miss Micronesia food
I wanna eat gross ramen
Greasy **** in a ***** bowl
Went to the grocery store with Jesse:
"find the cheapest ****"
White rice
I ate four bowls of it
So good
**** yes!
The kids used to fight
Knock each other around
Scrounging
Over ***** of white rice
Even the four day old
Rotten ones
Because they were always better
Than the rotten boiled bananas
She thinks to herself:
"Nothing will ever
Be this fun again"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The girls I teach with are nice
But I don't have a white-collar
Sense of humor
My humor is filthy
So I stay quiet
People at work don't know
How funny I am
Seven of them are pregnant right now
We'll be ******* in a few months
They talk about how there feet
Grow as their pregnancies progress
******* fascinating
My closest friend there in the
Kindergarten pod doesn't drink
So we only get so far
Written by
Vince Chul'Theg
Sacramento
(Sacramento)
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