I've got a big red bus in my yard
I won one night playing cards
I always dreamed of having one
to travel in it around the world

I'd take some friends with me
so I would not get so lonely
I'd fit it out smart
make it nice and homely

I'd kit it out in sections
a big bed to have *** in
and by the spiral stairs
somewhere to throw the underwear

Down stairs I'd have a diner
a cooler to store the wine in
I 'd make it the best tour bus
why not come and join us

By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris