That man had me straight gay
Platinum-grade man enchantment
Monster-grade mansion mantasticness
Heavy-duty hypnoticness

Pure top-notch allure
Pistol-polished pulchritude
Gunmetal grandness
Magnum-packed magic

My steel-forged dopeboy
My smashing shotgun showstopper
My enchanting cannon romancer
Made my poems shine
Extra, extra gay
Rainbow bars for days

I sank deep in his shimmering seas
Of slinky, steezy sensuality
His rizzylicious lips
My kissable kryptonite FM

I stayed tuned to the sub-bass
Of his atomic charm
Swept away in the surround sound
Of his blissful beauty amplified

Homie’s vibe rolled in
And blew my mind
Bro’s heat came through
Had me losing my cool

My cosmic king’s slickness hit hard
He had no clue
But my gayness was glued to his grandness
I was mad deep in love with him