Father, I place this in your hand,
Thanks for creating many a land,
Thanks for each spark of life,
Praise a peaceful time of life,
But, we thank you, God, sort of not,
For viruses and mosquito grot,
Why did you make such breeds?
Better gifts could fill our needs,
There's billions of humanity,
We can't control our fertility,
Daylight savings must be the cause,
Infallible men give us pause,
Thank you, God, we say any day,
No one's perfect, but thanks, okay!