My chart-smashing heart-melter was
Pure cinematic attraction
He embodied arena-sized art
Enthralled the whole boulevard
Of my **** heart

My muscle-buster bedroom lover was
My high-grade hypnotic masterpiece
Cognac charm, lethal and unforgettable
Immeasurable magnetism
Impossible to resist

He snatched my breath
With his stunna-fresh boxer flex
Straight rocketed me
To blazing hot Mars
With his top-notch cosmic machoness

Dude had me groovin’on his rulin’ steelo
Chillin’ on platinum Pluto
Completely in heat
Yo, he had me wildin’ out
On his flaming passion
His supernova shine

I felt his rizzy electricity
Surging through my existence
He had me moonwalking on the skyline
Of his spellbinding sunlight
So buzzed on his thuggable lusciousness
Sippin’ his smoothness straight, no chaser