He was my lifetime moonshine
My divine love hunk
My straight-up platinum splash
My delectable, unforgettable loverman

I was liquored up on his dream daddy deliciousness
I stayed dazed and amazed
Overdosed on his premium-grade masculinity
His couture notorious allure

His manly savory handsomeness
Was emblazoned all over my taste buds
Every sip of his stellar sweetness
Was top-tier **** juice
Streaming in my bloodstream

He was my Mr. ***** Martini
My 24-karat Crown Royal
My Malibu macho boo
My Belvedere treasure
My Mount Gay dream guy

I grooved on his Grey Goose greatness
His Ciroc charm so crash-hot
His Bacardi heat in my system
Rich and intoxicating sauce so bold and boss

His dope Merlot kisses were everything
I luxuriated in his Chardonnay captivatingness
I was floating on his cloud nine cognac
Cuffed to his crowned champagne game