He was my limited-edition heavy-hitter
My luxury gallery treasure yacht
My marbled museum masterpiece
My immaculate dappertastic thirst-trapper
My platinum classic splash

He moved majestically through
My mind, body, and soul
I was so bewitched by his blockbuster build
His boss-level drip in top-shelf motion
His diamond-grade creation
Of sensationally pleasurable adventures

I drifted through limitless dimensions
The more I marveled at his
Photogenic, motion-loaded charm
His rizzatacular flyness
His stuntadelic magneticness

His masculinity was at the front stage
Of my gay heart playlist
An amped-up anthem
Playing forever, a thousand times more
My lush mancrush FM
Maxed out sound, crystal clear,
And tuned to smooth pulchritude o’clock

I stayed vibin’ on his chrome-cut
Chart-topping charm
His metro-made majesticness
His cityscape captivatingness
His lip-lickin’ steelo appeal