Everything splashiology
Was swaggerlutionary magic
Macknificent magnetism
Glow’d up dopeness
Steelonova sexaliciousness

His masculinity was so treasure-worthy
Like a factory-fresh stallion
Shimmering like a top-notch bossed-up SUV
Like a debut-day Chevrolet Camaro
He was my mint condition muscle daddy
My monster pleasure romancer
My smooth cruisin’ sugarmuffin

Sun-kissed sweetness on cruise control
Moving through my mind, body, and soul
Like crash-hot body-rockin’ jams
Like tender **** tunes
Like slow wine sounds

He was my velvet breeze
Serenading my gayness
My marshmallow Romeo
He was my supreme steezy treat
He gave me what I needed

He talked straight love potion magic
In extra lit surround sound
That had me bowing down
To the enamoring playgrounds
Of his stadium-shaking breathtakingness