His hypnotically charming sauciness
Was hot enough to give me an illegal fever
Set my mind, body, and soul aflame
Drove me insane, tamed me
In far greater ways than the law allowed

His succulent dreaminess had me
Pleading guilty to full-blown man-crush fever
He was my astronomical crash-hot snack
My gold-standard, champagne delight
My platinum-class splash

Smooth operator greatness
Face-card freshness
Charm hotter than a spectacular summer
Game so high-octane it slayed my brain
Wildfire-level delectableness

I was blackout blitzed on his dreamboat drip
Swooning ******* his swagged-out slickness
Wiped clean by the supreme sheen
Of his scenically exquisite beauty
Lost in his hunkadelic, steezylicious thugness

I was gay AF with my whole chest for him
Max volume, no cap, Big Queer Energy all the way
He was the reason my gayness
Amplified to greater and far exhilarating heights
The reason why I wrote rizzed-out rainbow rhymes about him