He was my gangsta paradise
My sweetest, dreamiest high
My robust thunder in ****-grade J’s
My mega-charmed macho marvel
My cranked-up high-octane kryptonite
My desirable virile fire

I was deliriously intoxicated
By the magnetic geometry
Of his ruggedly handsome enchantingness
Catastrophically hopped-up
On his top-notch man-energy
Checked, stamped, and diagnosed
With a mad case of man-crush fever

I was down astronomically
I was ready to risk it all
To fall head over heels in love
With his max-level, mack-mode magnetism
With a side of grade-A heat

Bulletproof pulchritude game
Headline-making treasurenificence
Certified smooth daddy attractiveness
Mic-drop swagger sauce
Legend-status splashy spectacularness

I was in my blind era in the picturesque world
Of his ****-tier cherished magicalness
Eyes iced out, my voice on mute
His masculinity so strong
I was too far gone on his
Universe-breaking breathtakingness