Toothsome and macho-smooth
He blazed through my life and dreams
In the most magically thought-provoking way
His next-level, swagger-loaded scent
Straight-up slapped, hijacked my gay nation

Flexed forever finesse, boss-level musk
Chromed-out cologne, flossin’ five-star freshness
Crash-hot jackpot royalty to treasure
A luxury lane of flaming-hot game
His manliness so electric and dopacetic

Mad lit drip flex making me so high on him
****-candy sweetness, my ultimate weakness
In his presence, I was gone, swimming
In his cosmic sea of heavenly grandiosity
He served up suave steel-reserve charm
His magnetic thunder rolling
Through every cell of my being

He had me rizz-wrecked, embedded
In his web of unprecedented daddylicious prepossessingness
I was so strung out on him
Like heart-thumping bass
In the trunk of my truck

Hot ****, he had my gayness in a funk
He was my top-shelf crunk Four Loko
Floating my boat with his macho magic in motion
I succumbed to his mancrush hunkiness
His delectable jungle of robustable musclenificence