His machotankutacular masterpiece
Was the hottest, wildest ride of my life
My smooth monster cruiser
My fresh, steezy whip
That had me feenin’ for his
Finessalicious treasurenificence

He rocked my world
Into the heartland of crash-hot Mars
Turned my temperature up
With his explosive nitrotastic heat
He had me shouting his name
Fully trippin’ on his thugged-out muscled magic
Ridin’ high on his kryptonite flight

He was more than exceptionally mandelectable
He was my gangbuster mountain
Of mega-charged enchantment
Taking my breath away like crazy
He had me levitating on cloud nine
Drowning in his freshtacular enchantment

His bricked-up succulent hunkadelicness
Had me mad spaced out in rainbow ecstasy
His creamy daddy pulchritude
Poured over me like top-shelf Hennessy
Smooth, hypnotic, and dangerously addictive

His beardalicious drip had me craving
To luxuriate in his radiant man love
Posted in his fragrant, masculine clouds
His dappertacular potion flex
Rolling straight through my lungs

I was sippin’ him like eternal, worshippable liquor
Every breath of him was mad lit hit
Man-musk all over my flesh
Knocking me senseless
With his dreamy, gemmed-out enchantingness