I asked the donkey: “O long-eared sage, how do you know the mark of a lie?”
He swayed his tail and said: “O son of the witch, beware the tongue that swears too much. For the oath is the cloak of the weak, And the lie leans on it like a ******* on a crutch. Truth needs no witness but itself; It shines, and belief follows.”
I laughed: “So, donkey, you are wiser than many who walk upright.”
The donkey brayed in laughter: “Hahaha! And that, my friend, Is the very truth that enrages them most.”