He was gem-tier royalty
Crowned in profound beauty
Stellar-kissed sweetness
Magnetically hypnotic machoness
Enrapturingly smooth pulchritude

Allure-soaked dopeness
Weaving through my veins
Ravishingly dazzling splashiness
Cascading over my senses
Beardiful dreaminess
Chocotacular magic

All tatted up and dreadalicious AF
Heart-stealing virility
Smoldering swagger
Cognacalicious perfection
So saucy and stellar

He made my gayness
Melt right on the spot
I craved to taste his
Bold and boundless flavor
Drift into the innerness
Of his supremenificence

Get lost in his algebra abs
His symmetry steel shoulders
His biceps and triceps
Cosine cutlines
Number crunch buns
So mathematically flawless in every way
So starrylicious

His masculinity had me cruising
At full speed on the rainbow beltline
To his top-flight treasuretacular allure
Rollin’ deep in his supernova heat
I wanted to spend the rest of my life
Cruising in the fast lanes
Of dapperstraordinary masterpiece