A hot old pipe rested in the old sailor’s mouth As he overlooked the sea, salt air The wind in his blue eyes and his gray hair He had seen many a storm in his time But each one of them had a different rhyme Like that of an old sailor’s song
He sang of Sirens, with bodies of ocean And of the monsters that lurked in the deep With all the sunken boats they were to keep And the skeleton of a siren of sand With soft lips, and softer hands A sailor by the name of Lars
But Lars was nothing but a memory A candle that had gone out for the night Or a brave old soldier in his last fight But most of all, he was but a minx Something as mysterious as a sphinx This is about the sailor, isn’t it?
This old sailor with leather hands It was a book with stories that filled pages Some that brought joy and others that rages Some of it was fake as unicorns or lies Others that were true, like the sea and skies How can you tell a lie from your eyes?
This story starts long ago, before many know The old sailor was a young man His hair was smooth and his skin was tan His parents wanted him to be a scholar But his ambitions grew taller and taller His ambition to see the water in full
The S.S. Enola smelled of *** and men A few had cards, others with books Many had nets and hooks “There seems to be a singer” Some said, nodding towards the wringer So the S.S. Enola hides under the deck
The young sailor tries to cover his ears But he heard lyrics of such sin and lust Of bodies you could never quite trust But he saw it before his very eyes As if the devil, himself in disguise The young sailor felt a pit in his gut
A pit like that of a ripe peach The sprays sweet juice when you eat Who in the earth needed to be neat? When a face of soft peach fuzz was here The young sailor was wet, not of tears Was this hell gripping him by the neck?
“My name is Lars” The beauty said. The young sailor stared for too long The voice was like an all too known song Of love that kept giving with a tock The tics and tocks of a wooden clock Of a love that was forbidden
The young sailor felt heat and desire As a loose red cloth around naked shoulders That made the young sailor’s heart a boulder But not the shoulders that were soft and round The ones of his fellow sailors, hard and sea-bound Ones of men, perhaps just like him
Lars just smiled and the young sailor gasped “You must be a siren, a trickster of desire” The young sailor felt like a wildfire The other sailors heard and crowded Lars Stripping his clothes as if showing scars There wasn’t any scale nor a fin
But, they grabbed Lars by the ankles And dragged him to the deck They grabbed him by the neck There was a beg and a plea for life That’s when the captain pulled out a knife And then that Lars was no more
He was thrown over deck like rotten food His body sank without a worry And the young sailor wasn’t in a hurry He could have saved the man known as Lars He never had to join those tragic Greek stars Lars could have been his to touch
But that’s not what happened And it never, ever can be How much of this story was just me? I can’t tell you. Even if I were dead and cut You could never tell me, but the young sailor’s life goes something like this
A hot old pipe rested in the old sailor’s mouth As he overlooked the sea, that salt air The wind in his blue eyes and his gray hair He had seen many a storm in his time But each one of them had a different rhyme Like that of an old sailor’s song