Eating rolls and slurping soup where's the can I gotta find a pencil make a list of all the things that get me mad as heck I'm in the pits a girl walks by with giant glasses on she looks so smart until she says she's gonna see her dentist Doctor Ted he pulls her tooth she gives him ten bucks now and with some luck later on she'll let him **** a lemon spit a seed drink a beer and smoke some we'd better go there's lots to do but no more soup I'm gonna spew!