Sister Sue
the ****** nun
stole the tithes
and bought a gun
walked into
the convent's choir
screamed you ******
and opened fire

and all her life she
prayed and prayed
that she'd be standing
center stage
Amazing Grace
is what she chose
to solo while
the chorus rose

but they wouldn't let
Sister Sue
sing in sunday school
no they wouldn't let her
hum a hymn
or even mime a few
they said God
is our director
and He thinks
you **** too
so they wouldn't let
Sister Sue
sing in sunday school

Sister Sue
the ****** nun


©1987 Lyn