My beardalicious boss with exclusive hood smoothness
I’d take PTO just to compose
Mind-blowing poetry about his beardiful universe
His beard was a whole smoking-hot suite
Of top-notch masculine excellence

Beard game strong AF
Sauce game a deluxe succulent combo meal
His beard made my nation stand still
My gay heart race
My mind, body, and soul

Ready to upgrade to a beard retirement plan
To luxuriate in his dreamy, tasty greatness
His beard was a forever pleasure showstopper
Dope enough to give me one helluva rush
Beard so powerful, I was vibing
On his awe-striking desirableness

Beard so iconic, it had my queer heart from the start
Beard so rich, it was certified royalty
Hotter than radioactive volcanoes
And bold, spicy jalapenos
I’d sign a lifetime lease to live inside his spectacular beard