His beard was a gigantic galaxy
I craved to get lost in
Thick, infinite, and handsome
Cosmic masculine hotness
Every strand radiant and enchanting

His ****** forest was so extraordinarily spectacular
I could float forever in the full freshness
Of his top-flight certified beard
Marvel at his unstoppable, phenomenal charm
Rugged, seductive, and kingly

It ignited my life and dreams
My gay heart hankered for it
His beard was a sculpture
Of attention-grabbing temptation
A grand canvas of high-powered desire
Resplendent with infinite swagger and superb alpha art
A landscape of exhilarating greatness I couldn’t resist

It ruled my gay fantasies
Had my mouth watering
Had me weak in the knees
My head spinning like crazy
Mapping every inch of his magnificence
Surrendering to his confidence, dominance, and
Unprecedented excellence