He was more than a dreamboat
He was my top-notch yacht
My lust club, splashy with dreamy drip
Cruising straight through
The queer center of my universe

He was so seductively manly
So sexaliciously steamy
Major league magnetism
Straight-up addictive
Macholicious, dappernificent

He had my senses going crazy
Dancing night and day
My nation shaking
Craving his earth-shaking thunder
Yearning to taste his muscle-stacked mancheeks

Tasty **** cakes that took my breath away
Juicy, jiggly, and savory temptation
An exquisite feast of fire-hot fantasies
Buns slick, thick, and sun-kissed
Pining to dine on his divine design

He had me floating in his luscious
Thugged-out euphoria
Wrapped in his unmatchable delectable finesse
He turned my queerness into a massive explosion
Of spectacular fireworks
So soft, so fabulously gay
Made tender by his four-star **** warmth