I found a scribbled piece of paper on my coat, The wife wrote, "pick up some CANDLES" in a note. I thought it said "CANDIES" hoping to discover, that we finally would have candies, In our cupboard. So I bought in a rush: Snickers, Abba Zabba, Milky Way, Three Musketeers, Reeses peanut butter cups, M&Ms, Almond Joy, Milk Duds, laughy Taffy....and such. I called her and told her all the candies I bought, She said, "CANDLES, stupid", so I hung up.