George Martin grabbed 1 of the Beatles by the throat and threw his raggedy *** across the studio. "I'll **** the next Beatle who bad-mouths Pete Best because he's **** and I love him and I'm going to have his baby!" John Beatle picked himself up. "Look George, you can't have a baby because you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?" Suddenly the other George took offense. "I'm not in love with Pete Best! I'm in love with ratty Patty!" 5 seconds later Ringo tore off his mustache. There was blood and upper-lip everywhere.