Things are as you find them and personally I don’t mind them,
who said not grammatically correct?

But
because it’s a great word.

Yes siree
It’s me and not Siri
are you happy now
will you ever be?

She tells me to belt up and button it,
fukin marvellous, a bit
of English
and She thinks that She’s British

but I’m starting to believe
that
She is.