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In 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 π‘©π’–π’”π’Šπ’π’†π’”π’”, Dorothy has some of the funniest lines in the entire series, delivered while Chubby is practicing his seductive patter on an oversized cut-out poster of Greta Garbo in front of a movie house:

Chubby: Darling, can you hear the pleas in my whispers?
Dorothy: Darling, can you hear the fleas in my whiskers?
Chubby: If love is like a rose, I will pick my rose in the bud.
Dorothy: If love is like a rose, I will stick my nose in the mud.
Chubby: My heart is filled with joy. I want to trip and dance.
Dorothy: My heart is filled with joy. I want to rip my pants.
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