JOHN BOUGHT SEVERAL THOUSAND REAL ESTATE AGENT CONDOMS after meeting Patty because she didn't want to get pregnant. "Here, put this on and I won't have a baby," she told him even though he hated her so much that it made his left ******* burn like a volcano does before killing a million Hawaiians when they least expect it.

BEYOND THE SOUTHERN WALL OF ICE IS: somewhere to go; somewhere else; somewhere where men are men and women are too: flopping around, growing out their hair, wearing enormous condoms.