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Jul 8
Young Jimmy Henderson righted himself on the unicycle to impress Cindy Brady, who was entering Big Bob's Nursing Academy in the spring to study lactation. "Look at me Cindy! I'm going to injure my **** forever if I go faster!" He exclaimed righteously like he was God again. (He was God for 3 years 10 years ago, so claimed his job application with Tiny Tim's Pneumatic ***** Pumps.)
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