LIVING UNDERWATER WITH MY UNCLE - Your uncle's a cool guy but I don't want to live underwater with him. I just saw your uncle underwater. How does he breathe? My aunt used to live in a tree house, but never underwater. How does he dry his clothes underwater? Your uncle's very handsome and I would like to be the mother of his children someday soon before I grow too old and 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦. My neighbor's a hag who wants to live underwater with your uncle. I don't trust your uncle, even though he doesn't bother anyone and only eats fish.

THE DEAD ****** - After John found a ****** corpse in his driveway, he called the ****** hotline at 1-800-Dead-******. Minnie, the junior operator, was helpful but decided to transfer the call to Shorty, a more experienced counselor.