He was a whole thirst trap snack wrap
To chow down on and taste
All the flavorlicious magic
Flowing in my throat
Within the depths of my soul
So dreadalicious and beardnificent

Locs for days that amazed me
Jawline royalty to adore
Street-certified heat
That had me floating on air
Lost in his cloud-nine dynasty

Straight-up man fuel
That had me cranked up to the max
Loving him, drowning in his
Treasure-charged allure
His mesmerizing man-vibes

My bushy-faced beefcake
My favorite sensational man-meal
I couldn’t help but lick
The surface of his plate
To savor his supernova perfection

My high-powered, buffed-up studmuffin
My chest-candy, my eye-candy, my man candy
With that heart-stopping hot boy energy
That left me spacey, speechless, and
Forever stuck on his infectious, treasured love