He was my stone-cold daddy
My iced-out kryptonite
My shockwave-grade **** sensation
My bulletproof-badass beefcake
My smash-hit, soul-smacking splash
My explosion-coded macho man

He was inked all over my rainbow existence
His masculinity was a whole **** vibe
Guaranteed to blow my mind
It knocked me right out of obit
Dreamylicious, dopalicious, and macholicious

Just straight up man fuel
That had me swooning over him
His ****, sun-kissed skin
His juicy lips made for kissing
His full, thick beard
A whole forest of enchantment

His charming, honey-colored eyes
They left me gasping
Basking in his swagtastically
Magical galaxy of enchantingly
Shimmering adventures
Guzzling his man-potion of lust

Coveting him until the stars retired
To never be seen again
Until the moon marched out of sight
Until the green trees, supreme seas, and
Streaming wind said good night to each other