FOR SALE: AUTHENTIC OPRAH WINFREY TOW ROPE! This is
THE rope that Oprah used to tow her Honda Civic home after the
battery went dead. Three colors available: brown, green and black.
Order now and get a free Oprah cigarette **** for only five dollars,
autographed by Gayle King! Hurry! Don't miss out on
this opportunity of a lifetime or you'll be sorry!!!