His masculinity was so **** appealing
Dripping chrome-fresh man-energy
That spoke to my heart
100% certified chest
A national incomparable treasure
Broad, blessed, and badass

With his kiss-me-passionately *******
Delectable, straight-up irresistible
Had me ready to taste them with my tongue
Compose poetry on them for eternity

He was my dreadhead beauty
My fantastically spectacular charmer
With flexalicious freshness
That finessed me to the max

He oozed knockout-cold touch-me-now charm
That affected my heart
He was the most sexalicious studmuffin I had ever seen
My glorious, glistening, and god-tier gem

I cherished his majestic, pull-worthy dreadlocks
His smooth, juicy lips
His tight, grabbable backside
His swag game
So outta this world
So insane, so untamed, so gangbuster forever