He wasn’t just fine
He was next-level glow-up dopeness
Treasured pressure-packed mantasticness
My block-burnin' bold dreamboat
My bulletproof beefcake
My chain-swingin’, game-changin’ kryptonite

I was chronically lovestruck by his
Hunky, untouchable charm
Cuffed through dimensions
So strung out on his
Walk, talk, and chopper game

He was my prized possession
My sexaliciously delectable exhibit
Of treasured magneticness
My one in a million marvel
Prepossessing as hell

He dominated me with that
Unmatchable masculine energy
He had that savory, **** freshaliciousness
That enamored me completely
He stayed glistening in my mind
Dancing in the endless streams of my anatomy