He was a whole **** buffet
Of soul-savoring machoness
Cream-loaded dreaminess
Next-level delicious magneticness

He was so fine as hell
Finer than fine
Blow-my-mind fine
Beyond a thousand lifetimes fine

Chocolicious hotness
Dipped in gangbuster swagger
And top-tier cologne
He had that supreme king energy

Waves spinning, fit legit
Earrings glistening
I was beyond gone
He had my heart

Had me singing love songs
Fantasizing about him all night long
Ready to tattoo his name
All over my frame

He had my rainbow soul
Floating on boundless clouds
I had too many gay feelings for him
He unlocked my third queer eye