I was sooooo devastatingly, deliriously gay
Boy-crazy beyond repair
Drunk on his drop-dead dazzling dreaminess
His glowing, soul-gripping dopeness

My stop-time fine kryptonite
My shockwave-**** sauce daddy
My fantasy-grade hot finesse king
I longed to live inside the source
Of his glorious existence

Live in the depths of his infectious virility
Ride the rhythm of his bewitching magnetism
I plunged deeply into the innermost depths
Of his radiant oceanic handsomeness

I was so queer in the bones
In my bloodstream
In the way that he said my name
In the way he made me blush
He had me lusting over him
Gave me one crazy *** rush
I was insanely wrecked on his
Dopetastic **** finesse

His presence hit like heavy beating bass in my face
All charged heat that left me weak in the knees
I craved every **** ounce
Of his astounding thunder