ONE DAY AT THE BASE OF MOUNT EVEREST Lola met Nigel, a handsome mountaineer with a heart of gold. He was from England and had lots of **** warts. "What's wrong?" She asked in a concerned voice. "You wouldn't understand," he answered shyly. "I'll bet it's **** warts," she said like a psychic. "How did you know?" He asked. "I wrote a book called 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘧 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘍𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴," she stated before plunging her hand down his pants to yank an **** wart out. "Jesus Christ! Why'd you do that?!" He screamed in pain. "Shut your cake-hole you ***** or I'll slit your throat!" She shouted while nearby mountaineers ran for their lives.