Mary? What are your memories of your great grandfather? None because he died 26 years before I was born. And your third cousin Marvin? Never heard of him. Do you like ice cream? Yes. And puppies? Yes. And ice cream with puppies in it? No. Have you been pregnant? No. Why? Because I have no womb, only ******. Where? Several inches below my hips. May I see? No. I'll give you ice cream with puppies in it! You've got a deal!