THAT MADE LILY TOMLIN STAY GAY

A week before ex-lesbianism became the policy of the Civil Aeronautics Board, Lily and her "wife" Gretchen made passionate love behind Pizza Hut at the base of a dumpster. They were creaky and old and feared their joints would snap but they didn't because God was on their side and "with them" and ready to command vast armies of militarized angels fitted with ***** and scrota to spite the Saracens.