Jan wanted to see the ground saturated with albino tears. Without knowing whether albinos had tear ducts, she jogged to the nearest albino-only penitentiary to infiltrate the strange world of ALBINOS IN JAIL CELLS. Young Jimmy Henderson righted himself on the unicycle to impress Cindy Brady, who was entering Big Bob's Nursing Academy in the spring to study lactation. "Look at me Cindy! I'm going to injure my **** forever if I go faster!" He exclaimed righteously like he was God again. (He was God for 3 years 10 years ago, so claimed his job application with Tiny Tim's Pneumatic ***** Pumps.)