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Jun 8
The large shed out back provides ample storage space for stuff you bought and for stuff you shoplifted. The bathroom has a toilet for quiet nights of pooping alone or with your neighbor. You'll find a small kitchen near the door where people can be cooked if you're like Jeffrey Dahmer and eat people. There's no garage but you can park your car under a big oak tree that's been struck by lightning and's about to fall over and smash any car under it. There's a nest of rats under the porch but don't worry because the snakes will get them.
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