Everything about him
Was so **** hot
So **** macho
With contagious awesome sauce
That knocked my socks off

I loved his yummylicious hunkiness
He was so creamy like rainbow ice cream
So seamlessly sensual to the max
My chocolicious Romeo
My beardtastic beefcake

He devoured the timeline of my life and dreams
Claimed and tamed me
Overpowered me in ways
That kept me chained
To his gangbuster thunder
His scent was so masculine
So smooth AF

With him, I felt like I could combust
And combust
And combust again
By his eternal inferno
Covered in his red-hot macho charm