MOWING DOWN THE PAST - Our relationship ended when you stole my lawn mower. I knew it was you because of the way your grass looked. "You stole it!" I exclaimed, out of my mind. You denied it and said that your lawn mower looked like mine but it wasn't. That's a lie and you know it! I bought that mower 4 years ago during the mower shortage. That's why it cost so much. I did everything in the world for that mower and now it's gone: trapped in your tool shed and I hate you for that.