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Jun 5
How does it work? The birds enter through the back opening. Once in, a small set of sticks smacks them, compelling complete obedience. Then what? Large homosexuals are brought in, this one is Toby and the other is Damien. Together they form a loving couple who would die for each other if I told them to. Okay. I have a hernia that doesn't allow me to bend over suddenly. Anyway, Toby handles the leather belts while Damien washes the hanging bits with a weak solution of Alpo juice and witch hazel (sometimes I add brown mustard). After 3 hours the survivors are taken to a metal shed to be painted.
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