Teaching was so full of fun,
Before these emails had begun,
Class was toiling one day,
Doorknock, answer right away,
Despite my scholars' pleading,
Switched them all to silent reading,
Vital, sign your name, X or Y,
Choose one, class did sigh,
Who won that football game?
Who came third, who's to blame?
Sign  your name, you see,
X means you teach literacy,
Star, you can teach the IRA,
You passed this test today,
Chalkies look back at this,
Fun for older teaching Miss!