I was wildly, wickedly, world-flippingly gay for him
I couldn’t help myself
He was gravity with unmatched magic
Rarity like no other
So splashy to the max

I loved him in every color
Red for the wild, fiery passion
I felt in my system
The more I marveled at his
Unconquered charming phenomenality

Orange for the way he oozed
Infinite majestic energy and creativity
Yellow for the golden sunshine
Streaming in his veins
Green for the supreme picturesque forest
I got lost into when I inhaled his existence

Blue for the thousands and thousands
Of oceans I drowned in when he embraced me
Made me feel like I was the only man in the world
To be loved by him and no one else
Purple for the royalty, mystery, and
Dreamy magic he embodied

He was my hairy heartthrob
My monument of macho charm
My 7.2 earthquake laced
With world-shaking enchantment
My baritone boss man

I was so hopped up on his
Top-notch awesomeness
His heart-stoppingly marvelous sparklingness
His regally dreamy handsomeness
His seductively yummy hunkaliciousness