He was sheer awesome sauce
Bold, macho, and dopalicious
My crash-hot masterpiece
My flavor-dripping fantasy man
My thirst-inducing treasure
My sin-soaked dope boy

He wasn’t just luscious
He was lusciously lush
And lethal to the maximum extent
So hunkalicious
So jaw-droppingly hypnotic
So charisma-bombed

Every step he took was
Intense sensual enchantment
My knees grew weak
My breath stolen
My gayness strung out
And floating in the clouds
Of his power-kissed
Flesh-and-fire crafted splashiness

And that long, swollen shotgun of his
Such armed hotness
Locked, loaded, and explosive
My narcotic, my addiction, my high
That had unbelievably blissed out

He oozed world-shaking masculinity
I was hooked on the way
He devoured and rewired my entireness
Smooth, show-seizing, wickedly bewitching, and
Incredibly impossible to forget