I had a cat that was carrying thousands of fleas because she lived outside and wouldn't hold still for a flea-bath. One day, while I was diverting electric power from a duplex electric outlet to a neighbor's door ****, I heard strange noises emanating from a tuna casserole in my oven. The ******* was hissing and spitting like a ***** in a Disney World men's room. Upon inspection, I found horrible burn scars on my girlfriend's left foot. I questioned her for several hours about it to no avail. Later I discovered that she was burning her foot to make it less attractive to foot surgeons. Women are weirdos, all of them, not just 75% of them.